Not long after scabies came my next “adventure”. Kidney stones.
For anyone wondering what these are; it’s all revealed in the name. Stones that are in your goddamn kidneys. The thing is, they’re not supposed to be there. The other thing is; they hurt like a motherfucker.
The human body is quite the wondrous instrument. Luckily, when something doesn’t belong in some place of our body, the body will get to work on that.
In the case of a kidney stone, your urether will try to push the stone down into a place where there is more room. That’s the good news. The bad news is that this HURTS and will make you want to cry and punch elderly people in the fucking face.
Mine came on as back pain that escalated in about 15 minutes to absolutely retarded levels of pains. Just think of the pain John Matrix inflicted on those motherfuckers in Commando but at least a billion times worse.
And here’s the icing on the cake; usually you PISS these things out. That’s right. If you’re a guy, this is coming out of your dick. And that’s if you’re lucky. I got lucky.
Not quite as bad as scabies, but it’s still up there.
End review: 0.5/10